Wednesday, September 7, 2016

What's the Problem With That?

DUNCAN, Okla. – A mother and daughter from Oklahoma are accused of having an incestuous marriage.
Patricia Spann, 43, and Misty Spann, 25, were married in March 2016 in Comanche County, court records show.
Police say Patricia is Misty’s biological mother.
Investigators with the Department of Human Services discovered the illegal relationship in August while investigating the children who were inside the Spanns’ home.
Don't let Bronze Age religion discourage experimental approaches to life.  It sounds like the plot of a really stupid porn film.  The 9/8/16 Telegraph reports:
Patricia had previously married her son, Jody, in 2008, with the marriage annulled two years later.
What about the cat and the dog and her goldfish?


  1. This is the answer if you don't like the estate tax: Just marry your offspring and so on and so forth.


  2. What a novel application of primogeniture.

  3. Houseplants!

    "An attachment a la Plato to a bashful young potato..."