Clayton Cramer.
Conservative. Idaho. Software engineer. Historian. Trying to prevent Idiocracy from becoming a documentary.
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Tuesday, June 9, 2026
Do You Have a 1970s 800 BPI Tape Drive?
Sunday, June 7, 2026
Boomer Greed
6/7/26 Fortune article title:
‘The golden years are not golden’: Boomers are hoarding most of America’s wealth and power because they’re terrified of outliving their money
The arrogance of that title really steams me even the article quotes a number of Boomers refuting that title in part.
1. "Hoarding": like we are never going to spend it. For the most part, Boomers are not overwhelmingly rich. There are homeless Boomers and many barely making their rent or mortgage payments. I am not one of them, but I know such.
2. Power: does he mean we elected Trump? Or that we reliably show up to vote? Zoomers can fix this easily enough.
3 Where is our "hoarded wealth" going after we die? We are not taking it with us. We are going to leave it to our GenX children who Zoomers will again claim are hoarding. Much of my wealth is already spent on meals out and services overwhelmingly provided by younger people.
4. Houses? Yes we bought houses for $106,000 in the 1980s on wages commensurate with those prices ($45,000 was my salary at the time). We paid interest rates that seem horrifying today. I refinanced a mortgage at 10.5% in 1989. We had a 18.5% car loan. (We had pretty good credit at the time.) Life was not easy back then.
5. We had limited capabilities because of technology. A few years ago, my son asked, "Hiw did you buy houses before the Internet." Slowly and carefully .
BZoomers need to stop whining or Boomers might buy billion dollar yachts and sink them at sea to deny that wealth to the Zoomers.
More Weirdness From the Combined Minds of My Wife and Me
Canis Ex Machina
It had been 40,000 years since the Great Collapse when our expedition
reached HD56689 B. We knew that before the GC our ancestors had seeded B with
our distant cousins. Would they still be recognizably human in culture. Other
planets we had explored were still physically human with slight variations in size
and color (two-meter adults on Rigel F with coal-black skin, one meter adults
with interesting and sometimes beautiful primary color skin spotting on HD44449
C). These were startling, but we grew to see them as just interesting variants
on the basic human pattern.
What we found too disheartening was civilizational drift.
Some had gone cannibal; the sociologists recorded what they found. After losing
a few sociologists to the pot, we decided this was a civilization best studied
from drones and moved on. Others completely lost technological knowledge; they
had reverted to hunter-gatherer societies with no apparent forward progress in
40,000 years to the state from which they had regressed.
HD56689 B was unique. We could see evidence of an advanced
civilization: large cities; some strangely narrow, unpaved roads; what seemed
to be something like very large bird roosts made of concrete. The population
was clearly shrinking. We contacted the small remaining leadership. After a bit
of struggle getting the AI Translators working with what seemed (t us) a very
primitive language, we pieced together what happened.
Their ancestors separated from the mainstream of human technology
by the GC had started insanely breeding the Earth-origin mammals to do the important
jobs of machines. The swifferhound had a large fine haired tail. It was very
small, about 500 grams. It would climb shelves and use its tail for dusting.
They bred the vacuum shepherd to inhale dirt and dust into
outsized lungs, then exhale the contents outside. They had fairly short lifespans
because of high lung cancer rates.
They bred a transport elephant with a very broad flat back
on which enormous loads could be strapped to the mid-abdominal tusks. (Our biologists
suspected some now lost to them gene editing played a part in that one.)
They bred bats to 40 meters long with commensurate wingspans
that carried humans on transcontinental journeys from batplane roost to
batplane roost. They consumed vast quantities of insects and birds on the way.
This limited them to travel on the only settled continent and outlying islands.
Tractordogs operated the only agricultural machinery they
had still produced. Combines were operated by their canine pilots through the
fields.
It was both unsettling and impressive to see our mighty
species operating almost without technology. So why was the civilization dying.
Some centuries before, at what they now called Peak Animal Helper, an
interspecies virus spread rapidly through all the mammals killing most of them
in one generation. While survivors carried a gene for immunity, the generations
of careful breeding made the survivors weak and less effective at their
functions. As an example, chauffeur dogs sometimes intentionally crashed ground
vehicles so that they could devour the occupants.
We tried to explain the concept of machines as less vulnerable
helpers and dogs as companions, but I fear the concepts would not stick and
future explorers would find empty cities here.
This whole concept was dreamed up by my wife as ww were returning from a star party in Payette. There has to be a better title for this. Maske suggestions!
Support for Gay Marriage Falling. Why?
The New York State legislature recently tackled the vital, pressing issue of whether the terms “mother” and “father” are cruel and oppressive. They concluded that these terms are indeed transphobic and need to be replaced in law by “gestating parent” and “non-gestating parent.” “Paternity” is also bigoted and axed. Among the Democrats, the vote was, natch, a few shy of unanimous. And let’s not kid ourselves: Hochul’s signature is inevitable. On all questions gay and trans, the Dems are now entirely controlled by trans and “queer” extremists....I suspect the queers are so insulated they don’t even realize that this is what they have been effectively saying to Joe Public for a decade now. Remember when they told you that gay and lesbian people were just like everyone else, and just wanted to be left alone? Scrap that. We’re actually queers who believe marriage is a “fundamentally violent institution” and that the sex binary is a white supremacist fiction. Now we’ve gotten marriage, we will indoctrinate your kids in queer and gender theory, fire you if you don’t repeat our pronouns, force girls to shower next to boys in locker rooms, give irreversible sex changes to minors, and insist that “a penis is not a male body part. It’s just an unusual body part for a woman.”
Yes. When LGBs pleaded for rhe right to be left alone, there was little argument. Active and aggressive prosecution of LGB activities in private was out of fashion. Police had more important problems to pursue. When "the love whose name we dare not speak" refused to shut up, it was hard to ignore.
The genital mutilation of children made a lot of people upset. That LGBs who wanted to be left alone were now automatically assumed to be tied to the T and Q did not help. LGB sex seems positively tame compared to cutting off genitals and breasts.