Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Never Bring a Samurai Sword to a Chain Saw Fight

Those Australians sure know how to party.  From the May 2, 2012 Daily Mail:

In a bloody battle between two warring neighbours in Australia today, one man's arm was almost severed with a chain saw, while another had a finger chopped off with a Samurai sword.
Surgeons were later trying to save the arm of the chain saw victim, Mark Jorgenson, 29, while his neighbour Troy Thornton, 26, was being treated after losing his finger to the Samurai sword.
Police who rushed to the small town of Minto, south west of Sydney, found pools of blood in the street and Mr Jorgenson crying in pain from his almost-severed arm.

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Aren't you glad that Australia has strict gun control laws?  Someone could get hurt otherwise!

1 comment:

  1. American here. You guys took the redneck capital of the world title from us, and you can have it. I ain't even mad.