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12/28/18 KRCR channel 7:

Organizers cancel Women's March Jan. 19 due to 'overwhelmingly white' participants

This is in Eureka, a part of California that makes Idaho look ethnically diverse.  Someday, progressives will leave their lily-white bubbles long enough to realize that there is a larger world.  As they shriek in terror at what they find, many will find themselves joining white power groups.