I Love Wasting Spammer's Time!

 The crook offering me $10.8 million (just send him $890 for the courier's airfare to deliver the cash) has been claiming he works for United Trust Bank, the official bank of the Federal Republic of Britain.  Bank of England is the official bank.  His response:

UNITED TRUST BANK

1 Ropemaker st, London EC2y 9Aw,

United Kingdom.

remittancedesk111@protonmail.com

Attention: Clayton Cramer,

I AM IN RECEIPT OF YOUR EMAIL AND I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS BANK WAS INCORPORATED IN ENGLAND IN 1955 AND ESTABLISHED ITSELF AS A SPECIALIST LENDER, MAINLY PROVIDING DEVELOPMENT FINANCE TO SME HOUSEBULDERS AS WE TACKLED THE POST-WAR HOUSE SHORTAGE. BE DULLY INFORMED THAT WE FULLY PROVIDE FINANCIAL SOLUTIONS TO OUR CUSTOMERS WHILE BEING FULLY COMMITTED TO OFFERING EXCEPTIONAL SERVICE AND VALUE SO WE CAN NOT DO ANYTHING AGAINST THE FEDERAL AUTHORITIES LAWS.

MEANWHILE, YOU ARE ADVISE TO ADHERE TO OUR INSTRUCTIONS GIVING TO YOU TO ENABLE US SERVE YOU BETTER. WE CAN NEVER ENDULGE INTO ANY FRAUDULENT ACTTIVITIES BECAUSE THIS BANK IS A WELL REPUTABLE BANK AND ALSO HAS REGIONAL BRANCHES AROUND THE GLOBE. ALL I WILL ADVISE YOU IS TO DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO ENABLE US PROCEED TO AVOID CANCELLATION OF YOUR PENDING FUND AND BE REST ASSURED THAT AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE ONLY THE REQUIRED CHARGES FOR THE DELIVERY, WE WILL PROCEED IMMEDIATELY. GET BACK TO US FOR PAYMENT MODALITIES.

YOURS SINCERELY,

CHARLES BRUCE.

There is a United Trust Bank but I am sure they are not affiliated.  I informed the bank.  He must be under enormous pressure.  His last response?

UNITED TRUST BANK
1 Ropemaker st, London EC2y 9Aw,
United Kingdom.
unitedtrustbnk@mail.com

Attention: Clayton Cramer,

 

Be informed that the required fee is ONLY for the delivery charges and nothing more, we would have deducted it from the said fund but your fund is a vounded payment that can never be tempered with not until is get to you the rightful owner. [emphasis added]

 

I am a christian and will never do anything against the will of God because i have an image to protect so i will further advise to claim your fund and i promise to make sure your fund is delivered to you just as instructed by the authorities.

Sincerely,

Vounded?  Get a dictionary.  There is no such word in English.  You are working too hard trying to get me to send you money.  Your boss demands that you get a certain number of victims per day?  You are wasting time that you could be using to defraud someone of money they cannot afford to lose.

Good news!  My complaint to mail.com got his account blocked.