Thursday, February 10, 2022

We Were Kidding (Or Is It Kitting?) And These Progressives Took Us Seriously!

 2/7/22 Daily Mail:

Bristol University, a member of the prestigious Russell Group, has just issued guidelines to staff on the correct pronouns to use when addressing those who define as ‘catgender’.

The list specifically refers to ‘xenic’ individuals who do not fit in to ‘the Western human binary of gender alignments’.

It describes a catgender person as ‘someone who strongly indentifies with cats and may experience delusions relating to being a cat or other feline’. It goes on: ‘For example, someone who is catgender may use nya/nyan pronouns.’ Apparently, nyan is Japanese for ‘meow’....

Now that catgender individuals have been officially recognised, it can only be a matter of time before there are demands for them to be provided with scratching posts and balls of string to cope with the stress of lectures and exams.

There won’t be any question of them having to climb over the college walls because they’ve been locked out after a night on the tiles. They can use the cat-flap in the door next to the porters’ lodge. And why stop at cats?

If you take this policy to its logical conclusion, students should be able to define as whatever species they choose, complete with their own pronouns. At this rate, Bristol University could soon resemble Noah’s Ark. They’ll be ripping out the urinals alongside the litter trays in the non-binary toilets and replacing them with lamp-posts for the convenience of students who define as dogs.

So if Germaine Greer does ever decide to become a cocker spaniel, she’ll be welcomed with open arms.



  1. Of course I chased the catgender student. I identify as a dog.

  2. How about identifying as a PhD, get the sheepskin and quit paying the bill?