Bad Thing About Blood Thinners

There are no minor cuts.  The room from the garage looks like an episode of Forensic Files.  Luminol would lead to a conviction.  Ended up at urgent care because it would not stop bleeding.  At urgent care, I was down to a slow bleed.  They used this material that provides a similar matrix function as fibrin, and now I am just all bandaged up.  Next time, gloves!  I have some about as thick as the layer of skin that was torn by the chuck's jaws.