Thursday, December 8, 2011

Why Can't We Have Dr. Frankenstein Make Us A Nominee?

You know...the moral integrity and populist rabble-rousing of Sarah Palin; Newt Gingrich's intellect, education, and governmental experience; Michelle Bachman's tax policy expertise; Herman Cain's gregarious enthusiasm (okay, dial that back just a little); Mitt Romney's Presidential hair.  (I wish that I could Photoshop the picture.)

With our luck, we would end up Palin's governmental experience, Gingrich's moral integrity, Romney's liberalism, Cain's ability to make good decisions during a scandal, and Perry's brain freeze.


  1. Frightening...

    But I'm afraid that the second scenario is more likely.

  2. The result would probably be something like man-bear-pig.