Saturday, February 23, 2013

"I Miss Chicago"

A friend sent this to me:

 I was in LA recently and saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Chicago."

So I broke a window, stole the radio, shot out two tires, opened the trunk and put in a dead body. Then I left a note that read: "I hope this helps!"

2 comments:

  1. The version I heard a couple of months ago was about Fresno... guy says he saw a car in Pismo Beach with an "I miss Fresno" bumpersticker, and you know the rest.

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  2. "You're breathing incorrectly."

    Cheers

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