I decided to have a little fun, so my response was:
Contract Dispute. From: "Anton Affentranger." Date: Fri, February 8, 2013 1:00 pm To: undisclosed-recipients:; Priority: Normal Options:
Dear Counsel, I need a breach of contract lawyer to assist me with a legal matter please let me know if you are available. Thank you. Anton Affentranger.
Sure, send me a check for $10,000. When it clears (which may take as muchHowever, the email address bounced. I was so looking forward to hearing his excuses.
as a month) I'll get back to you.