We have written a program that makes money on the stock exchange without human intervention!Most of these show a weak knowledge of English. Even when not technically wrong, they read "funny."
It does not make mistakes and takes a decision only after analyzing all the world markets.
It is beyond ordinary individual power.
While you are sleeping, the program is working.
Please, do not rush to make a lot of money; otherwise you will attract attention of somebody who could understand that it is trading machine.
Is anyone stupid enough to be taken in by these? Progressives are dull enough, but usually well enough off from their trust fund that I assume they don't bother.