An Especially Incompetent Nigerian Crook

 THIS IS Ambassador Mary Beth Leonard Ambassador to Nigeria. . I SHALL BE COMING TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR AN OFFICIAL MEETING ON TUESDAY AND I WILL

She is U.S. ambassador to Nigeria.  So why is it "your country" not "our country"? 

BE BRINGING YOUR FUNDS THROUGH AN ATM MASTER CARD OF ($15 Million United State Dollars) ALONG WITH ME BUT THIS TIME I WILL NOT GO THROUGH CUSTOMS BECAUSE AS AN AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA, I AM A US GOVERNMENT AGENT AND I HAVE THE VETO POWER TO GO THROUGH CUSTOMS. AS SOON AS I

Veto power? 

AM THROUGH WITH THE MEETING I SHALL THEN PROCEED TO YOUR ADDRESS. (SEND YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER AND THE ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT ME TO BRING THE PACKAGE) YOU HAVE REALLY PAID SO MUCH IN THIS DELIVERY AND THAT MAKES ME WONDER. YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY PERSON BECAUSE I

"Makes me wonder": Not the only one of us filled with wonder. 

SHALL BE BRINGING IT MYSELF AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

Wow!  She is coming to the U.S.   Everywhere in America is just a short drive from DC.

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY GOING TO BE GREAT DOUBT AND DISTRUST IN YOUR HEART IN RESPECT TO THIS EMAIL COUPLED WITH THE FACT THAT SO MANY MISCREANTS AND IMPOSERS (SCAMMERS) HAVE TAKEN POSSESSION OF THE

Taken possession? They grabbed all the routers, I guess. 

INTERNET TO FACILITATE THEIR NEFARIOUS DEEDS, THEREBY MAKING IT EXTREMELY DIFFICULT FOR GENUINE AND LEGITIMATE BUSINESS CLASS PERSONS TO GET ATTENTION AND RECOGNITION YOUR PACKAGE( $15 Million United State Dollars) MUST BE REGISTERED AS AN AMBASSADORIAL PACKAGE FOR ME TO DEFEAT ALL ODDS AND THE COST OF REGISTERING IT IS {$450 USD} THE FEE MUST BE PAID IN THE NEXT 50 HOURS VIA WESTERN UNION OR MONEYGRAM SO THAT ALL NECESSARY ARRANGEMENT CAN BE MADE BEFORE TIME WILL BE AGAINST US.

YOU SHOULD SEND THE FEE DIRECTLY TO THE CARGO REGISTRATION OFFICER WITH THE INFO I WILL HAVE TO TEXT TO YOU ONCE I GET A QUICK RESPONSE FROM YOU.

AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE FEE MAKE SURE YOU SEND ME THE PAYMENT
INFORMATION. MY FLIGHT IS SCHEDULE FOR THE NEXT 72 HOURS AND I EXPECT YOU TO COMPLY BEFORE

Tense problems? 

THEN SO THAT THE DELIVERY CAN BE COMPLETED. IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, THEN IT WILL NOT BE MY FAULT IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE YOUR PACKAGE.

DETAILS TO RECEIVE YOUR PACKAGE

NAMES:

ADDRESS:

MOBILE NUMBER:

WHATSAPP:

Why can the crooks who sell these schemes to Nigerian princes at least get the English right?