Saturday, June 4, 2016

Vodka Makes People Do Stupid Things

Church of England parish priest Gareth Jones yelled 'I have diplomatic immunity' as he attacked emergency crews who found him passed out in central London.
 A Church of England vicar shouted: 'I'm from the Vatican, you're f*****' as he lashed out at police following a nightclub vodka binge.
 Parish priest Gareth Jones, 36, screamed: 'I have diplomatic immunity' as he punched, kicked, bit and spat at a police officer and a paramedic who found him passed out in his clerical frock in Covent Garden, central London.
When paramedic Ian Pollock gently shook the passed-out pastor at 2.30am to check he was alright, he awoke and growled: 'I am going to f*** you up.'
Jones threatened to attack Mr Pollock but was unable to stand up due to his inebriated state.
He had downed three bottles of wine, several pints of beer, a number of gin and tonics and a large quantity of vodka.
Did no one tell him about Henry VIII and the English Reformation?

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