The New Passover Method

 You doubtless remember that when Moses demanded Pharoah:

To protect the Jews from the deaths of the firstborn sons, the Jews put the blood of a lamb at the top, bottom, and sides of the doorposts of their homes (yes, making a cross of protection).  Babylon Bee really hits it out of the park with this:

FRANCE — French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of rioters will pass by their shops and leave their property unscathed.

Business owners began using the unusual defensive method after noting that looters and rioters ransacked French grocery stores but left the ham and pork products untouched.

"I'm not allowed to explain why it works, but it does," French shop owner Desmond La Forge commented. "When we hang hams from our doors, no one enters. It's amazing. I started to ask a fellow store owner how it works, but he said 'Explaining that would be hate speech' and just kept hanging up the hams."