Monday, April 13, 2015
why am I blogging at this hour?
Because I just got into my hotel room in North Carolina, and I can't sleep.
For some reason I am now in the TSA precheck category, so I get a shorter inspection line at the airport where I do not have to take off my shoes, coat, or belt (which since i lost so much weight could be...embarrassing), or take my laptop out of its case.
This is really cool but all was for nought today, because of a really neat flat multipurpose tool my last boss gave me.
It provides many of the functions of a Swiss Army knige, but is TSA approved, because has no sharp edges. The problem is the TSA guy could see it on X-rays, but we could not find it in the two wallets I carry. (One for all the non-issue concealed carry permits.) Nor could I find the secret pocket of my wallet that contained my PocketMonkey.
Yes, this was an embarrassing as it sounds. At least I wasn't embarrassed lyrics trying to find a .22 pistol in my wallet. That would be much worse.