There Are Statements That Just Make You Tired Trying To Evaluate What's Wrong Them

Instapundit links to a discussion of how graduates from elite universities are now available to work as personal assistants, because there are no other jobs for them:

For $35 an hour you can get a cum laude graduate of Harvard with a degree in Folklore & Mythology to do your calendar management and travel planning.

There are so many things about this statement that make me want to scream, throw things, pound puppies, but I am unable to work up the energy to discuss the multiple disappointing and madness-inducing aspects of the situation that he is describing.