I was digging through the photo and electronics museum that is my closet, and I pulled out a Fujifilm Discovery 312 35mm film camera. (You younger readers might need to visit a museum to find out what a "film camera" is.) I discovered that there are a number of them being offered on eBay--but guess what? No one's bidding! It's a shame, because it was, for its day, a decent compromise on price and function in the autoeverything category.
What's impressive is that I don't think that I have taken any pictures with it since Democrats saw "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" as a sign of their liberalism about homosexuality--and yet when I turn it on, it boots up and is ready to take pictures!