How in the Heck Did This Happen?

My wife wanted to reduce the mass of ammo to move, so we pulled it out and stacked it up.

And there are several thousand rounds of .223 below the table. If you are local and need .223,  308, 9mm, .380, .45; or  22LR, let me know. I need to pull some aside. If I can sell most of this at current prices, I can replace it in Tennessee. A few hundred rounds can move with us by car. But several thousand rounds takes up a lot of space and may make it harder to camouflage its nature in the car.

Another reason not to move it is that there is a small possibility that we might sell our house and need to move without a new house bought there so shipping it would be hard.