Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Everytown for Knife Safety

I am sure it is parody.  Am I?  It is so perfect in catching the idiocy.


  1. It is rather impressive that in order for me to possibly become a criminal is to do nothing.
    I own a Cold Steel Viking long sword which I'm pretty sure would be banned under 'common sense' knife control.

  2. Yes, I think it's parody too- but it's really hard to tell these days.

    Why The Onion is still in business is beyond me. Actual headlines are more ridiculous than anything they can dream up!

  3. After writers work for The Onion, where do they go? Into politics as public relations hacks?