Thursday, January 11, 2018

Is This the Punchline?

1/9/18 Fox News:

Maeli Alvarez-Aguilar, 26, was taken into custody on a petty merchant theft charge after walking out of the Rines Market IGA store in Indiantown on Dec. 15, the Martin County Sheriff’s Office told Fox News on Tuesday.
An arrest affidavit viewed by TCPalm.com said Alvarez-Aguilar “removed a full rack of ribs from his waistband.”
A further search uncovered nine pieces of fried chicken, two packs of hamburger buns and some mashed potatoes, and police said Aguilar-Alvarez – who smelled of booze and was intoxicated – swiped the items from the store.
Alcohol is a bad idea for many.  The comments over at Instapundit are unsurprisingly witty:
"... further search uncovered nine pieces of fried chicken, two packs of hamburger buns and some mashed potatoes"
I'm really disappointed that "there's a party in my pants" wasn't worked into the story.


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