Sunday, October 19, 2014
Huhnting For The One-Armed Man
Those of us old enough to remember The Fugitive TV series will remember that Dr. Kimble blamed a one-armed man for the murder of his wife. As an effective one-armed man at the moment, I can see why this was regarded as a lousy claim. There are so many things you can't do with only one working hand: tying shoelaces (I now have elastic shoelaces), buttoning and zipping pants, getting the top shirt button identified and buttoned. Even opening a tightly sealed bottle of Coke requires some assistance, Put the bottle in a drawer and close it on the bottom, then unscrew the lid.