There was only a little high clouds earlier in the day, so I went outside to see if those clouds had cleared out enough for astronomy.
Of course, I did not turn on the back porch light, because that would have defeated the purpose of going outside.
Of course, the back porch was covered in ice.
Of course, I lost balance, and fell, landing on my left hip and left hand. Nothing broke, because I am still relatively young. But boy, did it hurt. And it still hurts. It has been an evening of ice and heat.