Thursday, August 9, 2018

All Politics Needs Some Laughs

8/8/18 Daily Mail:
Green party spoiler candidate in Ohio election whose 1,100 votes could tilt outcome says his ancestors were from another planet and can't remember his own campaign website address
Joe Manchik played spoiler Tuesday in Ohio, taking nearly enough votes in from the Democrat in a special election to trigger a statewide automatic recount
The native of Hell, Michigan says his ancestors came from a distant planet and couldn't remember his own website address during an interview this year
He claims marijuana is the solution to opioid addiction and says he speaks 19 languages including 'Spanglish' and 'Sheet Music'
Calls Israel's prime minister a 'war criminal' and says every American should be required to grow hemp
And do you wonder why no one takes the Green Party seriously?

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