Tuesday, January 29, 2013

The Tactical Assault Rock

Now being auctioned on eBay:

Tactical Assault Rock from CroMagnum Arms International(CAI) NOW IN BLACK!

CROMAGNUM ARMS INTERNATIONAL(CAI) ASSAULT ROCK-TACTICAL MODEL

The assault rock is back. These have been flying off the shelf since Cain first took the tactical advantage against Abel.

Get this low speed, high drag assault rock while you still can. This is next on Dianne Feinstein's list.

NOW IN EXTRA TACTICAL BLACK!


Features:
-enhanced grip texture
-easily concealable
-can be thrown as fast as you can swing your arm
-low tech tactical black spray paint


ALL PROFIT WILL BE DONATED TO NRA-ILA

2 comments:

Bikeboy said...

Personally, I prefer the David-the-Shepherd-Boy model rock.

It's smaller, but it's also more aerodynamic. And once you master the sling firing mechanism, it's arguably rapid fire (if 5 rocks per minute qualifies). And has a documented history of dropping large, armored aggressors.

Either one might serve double-duty if "pet rocks" ever come back in style.
(-;

AlanKH said...

Never bring scissors to a rock fight.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/shear_bravery_beats_guns_feds_d9BanDpupuVezePd6trYoM