Tragically Bad Translation

I was looking through my spam folder this evening--which seems to be much more full than usual with not only the mysterious "what price for a Christmas tree" queries, but also the body part enlargement spams.  These are not terribly interesting, except for this tragic moment in what I hope was machine translation from Russian to English:

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