No Wonder Hugo Chavez Is So Popular In Hollywood

He apparently has a new theory to explain why Mars has no life:

CARACAS (Reuters) – Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.

"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.

Well, at least he isn't blaming the Jews again.