Friday, October 4, 2019

Conspiracy or Lunacy?

10/3/19 [U.K.] Star:
An iPhone user is suing Apple after claiming an app on his phone turned him gay.
The plaintiff, identified only as D Razumilov, argues he became "mired in same-sex relationships" this summer after getting involved in a cryptocurrency app.
Razumilov said in his complaint: "I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it?"

And so, because of this message, he said he began having same-sex relationships.
"I can say after the passage of two months that I'm mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can't get out," the complaint continues.
Razumilov explained: "I have a steady boyfriend and I don't know how to explain it to my parents."
Apple's CEO is gay.  The mind control rays are very strong in the iPhone.

1 comment:

Tewshooz said...

Words fail me. Now I have heard it all.