Monday, July 22, 2019

Beyond Transspecism!

7/19/19 New York Post:
A British woman says she has several love interests, but none of them can hold a candle to Lumiere — a 91-year-old chandelier she plans to marry, according to a report.
Amanda Liberty, 35, who changed her last name from Whittaker during a prior long-distance relationship with the Statue of Liberty, is ready to finally settle down with the light of her life, the Mirror reports.
Liberty, of Leeds, who identifies as an objectum sexual, is putting the spotlight on the little-known attraction to inanimate objects, according to the outlet.
The bride-to-be said she has been in an open relationship with multiple light fixtures, but decided to get hitched to Lumiere, which she regards as female.

2 comments:

Windy Wilson said...

The New York Post? Not the Onion or Weekly World News? Come to think of it, I'm not sure if I've seen the Weekly World News at the checkout of any market I've been frequenting for about ten years now. And judging from what tomorrow's Democrat leadership is saying, the Onion might not be long for the publishing world either.

Heinlein's Crazy Years? Or simply whom gods destroy they first make mad.

Eskyman said...

Of course she's marrying Lumiere; how else to brighten her dim bulb?