Yesterday I received an "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House. It contains:
An aspirin and a band-aid.
A "Hope & Change" bumper sticker.
A "Bush's Fault" yard sign.
A "Blame Republicans" poster.
And a "Tax the Rich" banner.
An unemployment application and a free cellphone.
A food stamp application and a prayer rug.
A document assigning my debt to my grandchildren.
And a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ***.
Everything was made in China and the directions are in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Humor
Received from a friend in San Francisco:
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Your friend must be a "minority" and an endangered species to be in San Francisco and not be an Obama worshiper.
ReplyDeleteVery funny and scarily true joke though!