Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Humor

Received from a friend in San Francisco:
Yesterday I received an "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House. It contains: 
     An aspirin and a band-aid.

     A "
Hope & Change" bumper sticker.

     A "
Bush's Fault" yard sign.

     A "
Blame Republicans" poster.

     And a "
Tax the Rich" banner.

     An unemployment application and a free cellphone.

     A food stamp application and a prayer rug.

     A document assigning my debt to my grandchildren.
 

     And a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ***.

     Everything was made in China and the directions are in Spanish.
     Yours should arrive soon.

1 comment:

w said...

Your friend must be a "minority" and an endangered species to be in San Francisco and not be an Obama worshiper.

Very funny and scarily true joke though!