ferret shampoo (Nampa)
If you have a ferret, you now how expensive it is. Cucumber melon scented. Only used 4 times before we lost our ferret.I am curious. Is there a version for ferrets with oily fur, and another for those with dandruff?
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ferret shampoo (Nampa)
If you have a ferret, you now how expensive it is. Cucumber melon scented. Only used 4 times before we lost our ferret.I am curious. Is there a version for ferrets with oily fur, and another for those with dandruff?
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Why would I want my ferret to smell like a cucumber?
ReplyDeleteRobin - to throw off predators.
ReplyDelete"Why would I want my ferret to smell like a cucumber?'
ReplyDeleteBecause "cucumber scented ferrets" would be a good name for a rock band?
Well, they're kinda shaped like one....
ReplyDeleteI knew someone years ago with a pet ferret, named Faucett.
ReplyDeleteFerret Faucett
Maybe it's a hair thing?
I have to special-order shampoo for my rough-coat Jack Russell. They make specialty shampoos for wire-haired terriers, but none of the local pet stores carry it.
ReplyDeleteOrdinary shampoo softens the coat and turns him into a fluff ball. Wiry coat shampoo preserves the coarseness.
Well, sure a cucumber scented ferret would throw off predators, but what predator would eat a second ferret? Have you ever smelled one?
ReplyDeleteBut then again, being cucumber scented would make them vulnerable to being attacked by a goat.
Mustelids get stinky. You want to wash your ferret, I think. (And boy, is that a good euphemism...)
ReplyDeleteAnd I imagine they might want specialized shampoo to not cause skin problems, so that explains that.
Scent is just a bonus.
I would say that this is a great example of American Exceptionalism. See an opportunity, make a market.
ReplyDeleteHow does one lose a ferret? You should be able to track him down just by the cucumber scent.
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