A Humorous Description of a Very Low Probability, High Consequence Event

Over at View from the Porch is this description of what happens if America's least competent Commander-in-Chief continues his "smart diplomacy" approach:

[W]hat's left of the human race is glowing in the dark and beating each other over the head with axes made of radioactive traffic signs. You don't put the junior varsity in against the Strategic Rocket Forces.