Hilarious

 

I had a burger this evening.

I suddenly remembered a vegetarian from long ago, a Dutchmen who worked for us as part of some exchange program that I never understood.  We were eating lunch in the company cafeteria and he asked, "Why do you eat meat."

"I like the taste of it."

He stuck out his finger and said: "Here."  

I should have feigned an sweeping attack.

Sadly, he spent a lot of time comparing President Reagan to Hitler.  I finally called his bluff and asked him what he knew about Hitler.  "He started a war a long time ago."  He was a college graduate.