AUGUST 25--A man spotted yesterday afternoon performing oral sex on a woman lying down on a Florida beach boardwalk told cops that he was an “emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty,”
AUGUST 25--A man spotted yesterday afternoon performing oral sex on a woman lying down on a Florida beach boardwalk told cops that he was an “emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty,”
I noticed only the man was arrested; if there were cause to arrest him there was just as much cause to arrest the woman.
ReplyDeleteUmmm,
ReplyDelete1. The law is written to prosecute the presumed instigator, not the pore innocent, patriarchally oppressed womyn.
How about,
2. As the two fled the police had to make a decision about which to chase and the woman disappeared into the crowd while the man couldn't run fast enough?
Would you believe,
3. Check your biology book, her genitals were not exposed. Hers are all inside, his are outside, therefore, no indecent exposure for her.
Or maybe,
4. Per Monica Lewinsky, it wasn't sex (on the beach, sorry), it was just fooling around?