Someone needs to write a really funny song about the importance of regular colonoscopies, the musical equivalent of Dave Barry's riotously funny column about the subject some years ago. I am hungry and grumpy at the moment, preparing for my five year follow-up to my last colonoscopy tomorrow.
But what words rhyme with colonoscopy?
UPDATE: They don't manage to rhyme colonoscopy, but...
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Actually, there are a couple of words which rhyme perfectly with "Colonoscopy", and you will be slapping yourself upside the head when you realize you missed the oh-so-obvious.
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SILVER
and
ORANGE
No, don't thank me. I know you would realized it sooner or later
Microscopy, telescopy, pretty much any verb involving (as Bauhaus put it), "the twenty scopes".
ReplyDeleteAre you supposed to get a colonoscopy and curious about the entire medical procedure of a colonoscopy? Wanna know more? Here is the link to learn from: dave barry colonoscopy essay. You'll be surprised!
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