Why didn't I book a flight from gate B84 to gate B20?
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Much faster to just wear a burka! Then you'll fly through all the "security" theater because you are essentially invisible!
ReplyDeleteIt probably helps with carry-on, too. Nobody will look inside that burka, so you can take anything you want on-board with you. No "profiling" allowed you know!
(I don't know anymore if I'm being sarcastic or honest. What a sad state we've come to!)
Because my wife and I are both enrolled in TSA Precheck, security is now tolerable. TSA Precheck is a form of reverse profiling, if you think about it.
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