News That Boggles the Mind

 Not The Bee (which carries news so weird that you might mistake it for Babylon Bee):

British judge gives men who protested against migrant sex offender longer jail sentences than migrant sex offender...

Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu from Ethiopia entered the UK by boat and made his way to the town of Epping, England. Once there, he decided that he wanted to have sex with all the teenage girls.

No, really, within a few days of arriving in England, he sexually assaulted multiple girls....

Instead of being deported, or perhaps executed as a public example of what civilized countries do to foreigners who try to rape their children, Kebatu received a measly year in jail.

Meanwhile, a crowd of 500 locals protested outside the Bell Hotel, which is one of many across the country housing migrants on the British taxpayers' dime, on July 17. These Englishmen, upset that their government was importing rapists from other countries into their community, had signs saying "protect our kids."

50 counter-protesters came out to defend the rights of migrants to live in free housing in England. As tensions grew, police struggled to maintain peace, leading to several arrests.

Now, the protesters did break the law:

for "kicking out at an officer" and climbing onto the roof of a school as he made his way onto the hotel roof, where he "attempted to ring the bell thereon."...

for kicking a police officer and "throwing a can."...

"punching an officer's [riot] shield." 

Breaking the law deserves punishment.  But sentences of two years when the illegal immigrant received 12 months for sexual assault?  See 9/23/25 BBC.