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Saturday, August 10, 2013
Cardiac Rehab
The Cardiac Rehabilitation Program called me up to set up an appointment. I am beginning to think that I am a pretty atypical patient. Their program starts with a five minute walk with heart monitors on. I explained that I had just completed sixty minutes on the treadmill, maxxing at 3.0 mph. You could hear the shock from the far end. I get the impression that their average patient, before heart surgery, received most of his exercise from deep frying marshmallows.
I had rehab for my first stent, but for the second stent they said they dropped the program because it showed no clear results.
ReplyDeleteI did the rehab--and I learned stuff that didn't have anything to do with treadmills.
ReplyDeleteTheir average patient probably smoked while deep frying those marshmallows.
ReplyDeleteYou can deep-fry marshmallows?
ReplyDeleteI work in cardiac rehab and I would be so delighted to have you. I do love marshmallows too. Well done, stay comfortable and fit....
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