"Somewhere a Wolf is Crying"

That was my wife's reaction when we went for a walk in Winnemucca ("city of paved streets"*) and passed a yard of yipping Pomeranians.  So what will be the wolf's reaction to poodles dancing in tutus?

* We were driving from Boise to Reno and passed a billboard with this slogan on it.  If you have driven that highway you can immediately see why Winnemucca would be boastful.