An iPhone user is suing Apple after claiming an app on his phone turned him gay.Apple's CEO is gay. The mind control rays are very strong in the iPhone.
The plaintiff, identified only as D Razumilov, argues he became "mired in same-sex relationships" this summer after getting involved in a cryptocurrency app.
Razumilov said in his complaint: "I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it?"
And so, because of this message, he said he began having same-sex relationships.
"I can say after the passage of two months that I'm mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can't get out," the complaint continues.
Razumilov explained: "I have a steady boyfriend and I don't know how to explain it to my parents."
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Friday, October 4, 2019
Conspiracy or Lunacy?
10/3/19 [U.K.] Star:
Words fail me. Now I have heard it all.
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