That Opoid Constipation Seems to Be Two-Phase

I thought I was past it Friday at noon, but after several successes, I seem to be having troubles again.  It feels like there is a lump in my now bloated belly.  When my wife goes over the rough parts of the driveway in the Jeep, it feels like I am being beaten from the inside.  Suppositories, pineapple spears, tea, stool softeners, whole grain cereal: still waiting.  I asked my daughter how heroin addicts tolerate this just to keep using heroin (which she tells me is a middle class white women's drug in the Boise area), and she said this shows you how serious the addiction is: most live on Ex-Lax and coffee.  (I am trying to think of a cute Starbucks name for that drink.)