Again: If I Made This Up, You Would Not Fimnd It Plausible Fiction

1/5/18 US News:

Should Schools Ban Kids From Having Best Friends?

That's right. Some schools are attempting to ban the entire concept of children having best friends.

This, to me, seems like a Herculean task. The notion of choosing best friends is deeply embedded in our culture. Nonetheless, there is, in my opinion, merit to the movement to ban having best friends.

And how, exactly, will they do this?