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Wednesday, February 4, 2015
I Drove By Myself Today
To a sppech therapy appointment. All went well except when I fuelede the Jaguar. I went into Stinker to buy a Coke and a Tornado (something deep fried, fattening, and yummy!). I got into the Jaguar and drove off, stopping when I heard the fuel nozzle hoit the ground. No fuel spiled, no damage, they really do idiot-proof these things! Don't hand me your tactical nukes for a while!
Those of us who dine from the roller grill are a desperate bunch, indeed. I like the pepperjack tornados and the sorta Chinese egg rolls myself, washed down with a 64 oz Diet Mountain Dew.
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