They Just Do This To Torture Us

I received an email with the subject line "GLOCK Blue Label Discount".  It is the law enforcement discount for Glocks.  Alas, while I work for a law enforcement agency, the discount is only for:

Sworn Law Enforcement Officers or Federal Agents, Retired Law Enforcement Officers or Retired Federal Agents with "retired" credentials, Corrections Officers, including Parole & Probation Officers, State licensed Security Companies, State licensed Armed Security Officers, Active Military, National Guard, or Military Reserve personnel (all branches), including Retired Military with "retired" credentials only, Licensed Para-Medics or EMTs, Fire Fighters (including volunteers) with appropriate I.D., Court Judges, District Attorneys and Deputy District Attorneys, LE Academy Cadets with enrollment documentation from the academy.

How unfair: IT is not included!

Okay, I really don't need another pistol.   But I do like Glocks!