Some Ads Almost Make You Want To Be Sufficiently Creative

From boise.craigslist.org:

Do you have a car ready for Doomsday?
We are producing a new show looking to feature cars that look like they are ready for the End of Days. Maybe it has a huge battering ram. Maybe it's armed with a giant buzzsaw. Or maybe it's covered in armor and spikes.
If you have a mechanical creation like this, we may want to feature you and your car on a new show.