Spammers Not Even Smart Enough...

Today's ridiculous spam was:

Contract Dispute. From:   "Anton Affentranger." Date:   Fri, February 8, 2013 1:00 pm To:   undisclosed-recipients:; Priority:   Normal Options:   View Full Header |  View Printable Version  | Download this as a file  | View Message details

Dear Counsel, I need a breach of contract lawyer to assist me with a legal matter please let me know if you are available. Thank you. Anton Affentranger.

I decided to have a little fun, so my response was:

Sure, send me a check for $10,000. When it clears (which may take as much
as a month) I'll get back to you. 

However, the email address bounced.  I was so looking forward to hearing his excuses.