If Only You Could Train Them To Read Rap Sheets...

From June 4, 2012 Seattle Times:

Canadian conservation officers have euthanized a black bear which they think ate the remains of a convicted murderer.

British Columbia Environment Minister Terry Lake said Monday the bear's description matched that of one seen guarding a cache that contained human remains.

The problem, of course, is that bears do not read rap sheets, and might not be sufficiently discriminating.