Amusing Car Ads

Like this one:

1983 V-8 Jaguar 14k miles Original
Car has been stored for years
Owned by the Gov of New Mexico
Powerful 350 Chevy V-8 with a B&M Slap Stick Auto Trans WoW!!!
Like New Asking $14999 Very Rare Car?

A 1983 with 14,000 miles?  I am reminded of the story that used to be told of Jaguars (before Ford bought them and dramatically improved their quality): "The man that wants to drive a Jaguar needs two.  One to drive, one to have in the shop."

I will say, my X-type has been spectacularly reliable.