Sunday, April 14, 2019

Clearly Too Stupid to Live

4/13/19 WGN:
LAREDO, Texas — A Laredo woman reportedly didn’t appreciate her common-law husband’s lack of response when she asked him if she was pretty, causing her to assault him, according to the Laredo Morning Times.
Police said 20-year-old Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez told them her common-law husband assaulted and tried to strangle her, but her husband had a different story.
The man said he and Ramirez were seeing a movie when she asked him if she was pretty. He said he did not hear the question, but his lack of response irritated Ramirez.
Even if isnt true, the right response is my honest response to my wife, "You are as beautiful as when I married you in 1980."

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